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The Morning Hit - February 10, 2010: Sens get back to winning, Snow finally sticks around at Cypress, US skiers in SI swimsuit issue

Jason Spezza has go-ahead goal as Ottawa Senators defeat Flames 3-2 - After a franchise best 11-game winning streak was snapped by the Toronto Maple Leafs on Saturday night, the Ottawa Senators started a new one on Tuesday. Nice to see they took a break from their franchise best winning streak to give Leafs fans some hope.

U.S. skiers Vonn, Teter, Bidez featured in Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue - The U.S. women's ski team has turned heads before competition has even started at the Vancouver Olympics. Because SI knows what matters to you. Skiing people.

Jesper Parnevik fears a broken vertebrae in lower back could end golf career - Jesper Parnevik said Wednesday he will likely have to quit golf because of a broken vertebrae in his lower back. Sad news for one of Sweden's best golfers of all time.

Cypress courses lush with snow, but muddy on the fringes - A quick glance at the courses on Cypress Mountain reveals the white lushness of a primed-and-ready Olympic freestyle and snowboard run. I'm sure Olympic organizers are breathing quite the sigh of relief.

Edmonton awarded a North American Soccer League franchise for 2011 - FC Edmonton will begin play in the 2011 season. The NASL will kick off with nine teams in 2010, including the Montreal Impact and Vancouver Whitecaps. Nice to see soccer gathering so much steam in Canada.

The Morning Hit - February 4, 2010: Sens win 10th in a row, Team USA hockey loses another D man, Mickelson makes his point about grooves

Alfredsson, Spezza scored 2 each, Sens top Sabres for 10th straight win - Daniel Alfredsson scored twice in the final minute - including an empty-netter - and the Senators extended a franchise-best winning streak to 10 with a 4-2 victory over the Buffalo Sabres on Wednesday night. I'd call this past 10 games by the Sens a rather remarkable bounce-back. Here's hoping the keep up the stellar play.

John Terry hailed as a 'fantastic captain' by assistant to England boss Capello - John Terry's hopes of retaining the England captaincy were boosted Wednesday after being backed by an assistant to coach Fabio Capello. No word yet from Wayne Bridge's former girlfriend if Terry is hailed as a 'fantastic lover'.

Leafs D Komisarek out for season, will miss out on Vancouver Olympics - Toronto Maple Leafs defenceman Mike Komisarek will undergo season-ending shoulder surgery, ending his plans to represent the United States at the Vancouver Olympics. Team USA looses two big D-men in the same week - that's gotta hurt. Oh yeah - and it is good news for the Leafs - they'll have to kill less penalties.

Bosh, Bargnani score 20 each, lead Raptors to 108-99 win over Nets - Jarrett Jack woke up on Wednesday feeling so ill he thought he would not be able to play against the New Jersey Nets that night. It would be pretty embarrassing to lose to the 4-win-Nets now wouldn't it - but with the Raptors, you never really know...

Mickelson won't use wedge, accepts apology from McCarron - Phil Mickelson won't be using the Ping Eye2 wedge that led a fellow player to accuse him of "cheating," even though he hopes others will use the controversial club to keep attention on what he calls a ridiculous rule. Phil said that he made his point and hopes other continue to make theirs (about the loophole and ridiculous rule-making process in place at the PGA / USGA).

It's official: Tall soccer players are dirty, wee folk weepy victims

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You know, I always thought the 6'10 circus freak of a man in my rec soccer league was dirty, always swinging those giant moose legs around the field willy-nilly. Turns out, science says I may just be imagining things.

Science Daily reports, "Researchers at Rotterdam School of Management, Erasmus University have researched all recorded fouls in three major football competitions over seven years. They discovered an ambiguous foul is more likely to be attributed to the taller of two players."

So go ahead, shin-kick that tall, stork beast trying to cover you inside the penalty area. Chances are he'll get called for it.

(Thanks, Bieuw)

The Morning Hit - January 26, 2010: Favre may or may not retire, Footballer shot in the head, Yzerman nervous about injuries

Patrice Cormier releases statement accepting season-long suspension from QMJHL - Patrice Cormier is going to accept his punishment from the Quebec Major Junior Hockey League. Enough has been said about this whole thing, so I'll just leave it at that.

Team Canada boss Steve Yzerman keeping an eye on team's injured players - These are the truly anxious moments for Steve Yzerman. Maybe Phaneuf and Fisher will make the team after all!

Salvador Cabanas, star on Paraguay's World Cup team, shot in head in Mexico City bar - Salvador Cabanas, the top player on Paraguay's World Cup team, was shot in the head before dawn Monday in the bathroom of a bar in a well-off neighbourhood in Mexico City. Terrible news, as of right now he's clinging to life in hospital.

Favre's inspirational performance marred by late interception; will he be back? - Battered and beaten, Brett Favre limped off the field for perhaps the final time. I say he plays one more season. Anyone want to bet?

Rare goal from Lukowich leads Canucks to fifth straight win, 3-2 over Sabres - It took 12 seasons, but Brad Lukowich is finally living his NHL dream. This Canuck team is looking more and more like the Canadian team to beat nowadays. Calgary, Edmonton and Toronto are all looking pretty bland. The Habs and Sens have at least turned it up recently.

The Morning Hit - January 11, 2010: Arrest made in Togo shooting, Doughty continues to impress, Ogilvy takes first PGA event of 2010

Rod Brind'Amour scores game winner as Hurricanes beat Senators 4-1 - After Rod Brind'Amour scored the winning goal in the Hurricanes' 4-1 victory over the Ottawa Senators on Sunday, Carolina's players didn't shy away from calling their two consecutive victories a winning streak. The Sens' play seems to have been sliding recently. Doesn't help when you have some of your best players on the sidelines.

Drew Doughty piling up the points since being name to Team Canada - The excitement of being selected to Team Canada doesn't appear to have worn off for Drew Doughty. Most guys would relax a little and let their foot up a bit upon finding out they made Team Canada. Not Doughty, this kid competes every night. More people need to watch the LA Kings, they are a great team to watch.

Geoff Ogilvy rallies to start the year with another victory in Hawaii - Whether he's running away from the field or chasing from behind, Geoff Ogilvy has found the secret to winning the season-opening SBS Championship at Kapalua. Ogilvy won this tourney last year. It was Glover's tourney after the first few rounds, but an atrocious 4th round took him out of contention quickly.

Angola announces 2 arrests in attack on Togo football team - Authorities have arrested two separatists in Angola's restive Cabinda region following a shooting attack on the Togolese national football team that killed three people, a prosecutor announced Monday. I hope they catch all those involved, this is a scary reality and should not be taken lightly given the upcoming world cup.

NBC Sports chief Dick Ebersol says network will lose money on Vancouver Winter Olympics - American broadcaster NBC Universal says it expects to lose money televising the Winter Olympics from Vancouver next month. If NBC is going to lose money, I don't want to think about how much CTV is going to lose. By the of the games  Lloyd Robertson will probably come read you the news in person for $20.

You'll Never Walk Alone, Unless You're Tom Hicks Jr.

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Tom Hicks Jr. (pictured above), son of Liverpool FC co-owner Tom Hicks, has resigned his position on the club's board after a rather embarrassing email incident.

According to a Deadspin story yesterday, the Liverpool Echo ran an op-ed that decried the encroachment of club debt on football matters. A Liverpool supporter forwarded the piece to a variety of club officials, one being Hicks Jr. Now, usually in these matters, club officials respond in one of two ways: a) Total silence. Or, b) A form letter response, likely written by some lackey in public relations.

Hicks Jr., however, chose a little-used third option and replied: "Blow me f*#k face. Go to hell. I'm sick of you."

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Big One for the Wee One: Messi wins FIFA's World's Best Player

Barecelona and Argentina star Lionel Messi has won FIFA's World Player of the Year award, which will bookend nicely with that Ballon d'Or he won as European Footballer of the Year last month.

What's great about Messi, aside form his mind-numbing soccer skills (remember THIS?) and overcoming childhood health problems, is the complete lack of drama or ego surrounding him as one of the world's best. While pundits the world over decry the downfall of world soccer into a hellhole of gargantuan player contracts and sky-rocketing transfer fees (all valid complaints), it's a strong statement that the world's best player seems like such an affable guy.

So, congrats to Mr. Messi ...

Oh, say, what are the odds someone breaks out a "Super Smurf" reference when Messi pulls on that Argentina blue in South Africa this summer?

So, apparently there's a soccer tournament this summer...

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The big group draw for the 2010 World Cup in South Africa went down this afternoon with the usual FIFA festivities (Charlize Theron!). The big news? Well, there's not really a Group of Death... unless you consider Group G, a collection of Brazil, Portugal, North Korea and Ivory Coast death-worthy. Personally, I'd say it lands somewhere between Group of Heinous Injury and Group of Mildly Irritating Rash more than actual Death. But that's just me.

Other interesting tidbits? England opens the tourney against USA!USA!USA!, which should be a ratings bonanza for ESPN and supply more than a few independence/colony puns for headline writers. Those two share Group C with Algeria and Slovenia.

Group A features host nation just-happy-to-be-here South Africa, Mexico, France and Uruguay. Group B has Greece, South Korea, Nigeria and Diego Maradona's Argentina. Germany heads up Group D, facing Australia, Ghana and Serbia. In Group E, the Netherlands should be considered the favorite alongside Denmark, Japan and Cameroon. Defending champs Italy head up Group F, with Slovakia, New Zealand and Paraguay. Euro champs Spain are in Group H with Honduras, Chile and Switzerland.

So, who's gonna win?

The Morning Hit - December 4th, 2009: Tiger pays people to shhhhh, Leafs scored some goals, Beckham reveals his darkest secret

Teams hope for lucky breaks as stars gather for 2010 World Cup draw in Cape Town - The eyes of the soccer world are focused on Cape Town, with fans of 32 competing nations hoping for a kind draw at next year's World Cup. The world is about to get SOCCER  FOOTBALL crazy!

Kessel, Blake each score twice to push Maple Leafs past Blue Jackets 6-3 - Eight games ago, the Toronto Maple Leafs were sagging and the Columbus Blue Jackets were flying. Now the roles are reversed. Ok, I'll say it: Kessel is a goal machine. The naysayers now look a little silly for doubting his skill.

David Beckham reveals he has defied asthma problems for several years - Renowned for his fitness, David Beckham has revealed that has been troubled with asthma for several years. They make it sound like he's a hero for overcoming this. Pretty sure with the amount of money he gets paid to not play soccer, he can afford a robot to carry him around the pitch.

Italian tax police say Olympic gold medallist evaded taxes on $17 million - Olympic cycling champion Paolo Bettini has been placed under investigation for alleged tax evasion in Italy, officials said Friday. How does a cyclist make 17 million dollars? I need to start riding my bike.

Did Tiger pay mistress to keep queit? - A potentially explosive news conference with an alleged mistress was cancelled Thursday as more details trickled out about the car accident that started all the trouble for Tiger Woods. Why is anyone surprised? I'm not in the 'personal failings' business, but I'm pretty certain she wasn't 'transgressing' Tiger in hopes that he'd leave his wife and join her in NY. She was clearly hoping one day this would blow-up and she'd get a hand-out.

Roger Federer defends Henry, advocates technology (and a clean shave)

Tennis legend and World No. 1 Roger Federer took time out of his busy schedule getting ready for the ATP World Finals in London to give his... uh, much-anticipated opinion on the France-Ireland handball debacle. Surprisingly, given his checkered past with tennis judging technology, Federer thinks it's high time the Beautiful Game stepped into the 21st Century.

“I think it needs it more than tennis,” the stone-faced Swiss told Reuters. “You can't stop play and analyze everything but you can do a few things so things like this don't happen and then Thierry Henry would not be in the position he is in.”

Obviously this was an attempt by a world champion and high-profile athlete to help deflect criticism of a friend -- Federer and Henry are, obviously, two-thirds of the Super Trio (with Tiger Woods) that is dedicated to fighting unruly facial hair and world injustice. Sure, tennis and soccer are completely unrelated. And yeah, Federer's homeland of Switzerland isn't exactly a futbol powerhouse, but dammit, the man is a winner! Of course his opinion matters, he appears in private jet commercials! He's the best a man can get (or something)!

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