BEER   Feb 7, 2010 9 Comments
Google-banned

Just as pillars of the free speech movement -- Larry Flynt, 2 Live Crew, and uh, many others -- have fought to be heard, the interweb has triggered a time when such controversy can move well beyond the court of law and into the broadband-enabled court of opinion.

The elite arena for mass advertising has long been the Super Bowl. From Coke's Mean Joe Green to Apple's 1984 to the E-Trade monkey -- brands have spent and made millions off the big game. And while the game's broadcaster has always reserved the right to refuse those it doesn't deem fit to spend millions-per-second, a more recent phenomenon has seen some brands use their rejection as a selling point in and of itself. Last year, GoDaddy.com used its rejection as a way to get potential customers to log on to its site to see just what sort of elicit behaviour got its ad banned. Sure, it ended up being a bit ZZzzz, but the ruse worked, at least enough to have them go for the same gimmick in 2010.

And let's not even get into the ongoing "controversy" that's preceded Sunday about CBS' inclusion of what many have called an anti-abortion ad from Christian group Focus on the Family, that features NCAA football star Tim Tebow.

After the jump we take a look at a fistful of ads that got stuck with the label "banned," and may still reap the publicity rewards.

The first is from the previously-mentioned web domain merchant GoDaddy, starring race car driver Danica Patrick and some cliched oh-so-gay humour.


Next up is another tired stab at SHOCKING! viewers with the image of two men in football jerseys sharing a tender moment. Did the gay dating site ManCrunch think CBS would go for this? We bet, No.

Last year, Doritos asked fans online to submit their ideas for a Super Bowl ad and picked its favourites for big game duty. The gimmick worked, gaining the brand high scores on the annual USA Today Super Bowl AdMeter. The brand did the same thing this year, but somehow the below entry didn't quite make the cut. Beyond the obvious no-no of murder in broad daylight, we're supposed to believe this guy has taken a life for the standard nacho flavour? Bring back the short-lived ketchup Doritos and you might have a believable premise. I would stab you in the neck with a shrimp fork and set you on fire for another bag of those tasty, tasty treasures.

This next one from SMS info service KGB is our favourite. As a child, I washed golf clubs at the local country club for nickels and this is how every single golfer I encountered looked to me.

: 8:07 PM in Football
9 Comments

Only in the USA and Canada would they ban commercials like those above,They where great commercials

NONE OF THESE ADS ARE EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY OR ORIGINAL. C'Mon guys can't we come up with something better?? I did kinda like the "head up his ass" bit but only for special effects. The guy running over the girl in hte car was disgusting and NOT funny.

I agree with Robin, these "commercials" were just plain stupid.

Give me the money and I could come up with something funnier then these. I'll charge you $1000.00 byeeeeeeeee

don't be so serious people!! thery're not even that bad.

They were all not that bad!

PPL would said that the ads are bad, inconsiderate, etc,... should lighten up! mb!

The only one that was even remotely funny was the head up the arse one....I don't understand why the 'Lola' one was banned...wth? Because a guy came out? That's retarded.

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Tomorrow will be dying.

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