And the winner is... Barry Trotz' Ring of Fire Chili! (Get it? Because his last name sounds like a particularly violent form of diarrhea...) OK, not really. The real winner is the Air Canada Centre's simultaneous homage to the Leafs GM and tasty tubular meats, Burkie's Dog House.

Sure, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to name an arena hot dog stand after a new GM who hasn't won anything with the Leafs, but what the hell, it's fun. And that Maple Dog sounds a like a little slice of awesome. Plus, Burke seems to have a good sense of humour about the whole thing. As he told the Star, "I figure I'm immortalized until about 10 minutes after I get canned here, then it's going to be somebody else's doghouse."