Tiger Woods -- golf legend, million-dollar commercial spokesman, less-than talented residential driver -- is at the top of the sports AND celebrity gossip pages this week over a lil' fender bender he had over the weekend. (Insert obvious "Best Drive" contest joke here)
The facts so far? Woods had an early morning car accident -- he hit a tree and a fire hydrant at 2 a.m. -- in his exclusive Florida neighbourhood on Friday. From there, things get a bit dicey. Some say he was fleeing his wife, Elin Nordegren, after she reacted to a National Enquirer story about his alleged philandering by grabbing a golf club and trying to treat Woods like a small, dimpled white ball. Others, including Woods via an official statement on his website, say it was simply a little accident and Nordegren actually came to Tiger's aid.
THEN there's the small matter of Woods still not speaking to the Florida Highway Patrol about the accident, his injuries or his wife's involvement. Lots of conflicting reports and general dodginess here. Now, whether that's because of the media gossip storm or Woods' own elusive behaviour, remains to be seen. But, no one is asking the biggest question of all -- why wasn't Tiger driving a Buick?
Well, this is probably as good a time as any for him to start lobbying to be the next Caddy pitchman. Or not. Also, based on past behaviour, is it only a matter of time before Roger Federer and Thierry Henry swoop in for the inevitable Gillette Power Trio of Justice and Smooth Shaves rescue mission?
Just face the press, Tiger. Get it over with. You're life will be easier after that. Then you can get on with whatever you need to do. As for the smartass question about why you weren't driving a Buick - if the person who wrote this piece had a brain, they would have realized that Tiger and Buick ended their sponsorship agreement at the request of Buick/GM due to costs. Tiger gracefully allowed them to tear it up. My question, after viewing the photo of the Caddy's front end - why didn't the air bag(s) go off?
Posted by: jim | Monday, November 30, 2009 at 11:25 PM
It did,she was gonna take his head off with a driver!!
Posted by: wayne | Tuesday, December 01, 2009 at 07:27 AM
Has anybody asked where was tiger going at 2 am in the morning and what was Elin doing at that time.
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