Crosby is the new garbage man - Crosby's recent goal-scoring exploits deserve recognition not only for their frequency, but for their style. First he delivers seasons tickets, now he's picking up the trash. How far he has fallen...

The Olympic law may piss some people off - The B.C. government introduced a controversial law Thursday that will allow police to take homeless people to shelters in extreme weather, but won't give officers the power to force them to stay. No word yet if they will still allow heroin addicts to freely use drugs as the world descends on Vancouver.

Where did A-Rod go? - Yankees' Rodriguez stuck in slump, seeking first World Series hit. I think Kate Hudson might secretly be a Phillies fan.

Oilers hang on to beat Wings - What looked like a lopsided win quickly turned into a nail-biter for the Edmonton Oilers. I think Pat Quinn aged like 8 years last night. Its like the Oilers stopped skating past their own blueline.

Ovechkin is making Washington hockey-crazy - In town known for politics and pigskin, Ovechkin and the Caps cause hockey fever. A team like theirs will do that. Its insane how many skill players they have. Oh and that number 8 guy. He's ok too.