Jocks are notorious storytellers. Sure, most of what we hear on TV and in the papers as Joe and Sally SuperFan is the "giving it 110%" type drivel that any automaton could spew in his sleep and makes us want to carve our eyes out with a shrimp fork, but in reality -- much like in the civilian world -- half the real tales have to do with bodily function and sexual exploit (most good stories do). Anyhoo, last year Hall of Fame baseball great George Brett was caught on video spinning a yarn about ... well, I guess there's no delicate way to put this... sh*tting his pants. This is, obviously, hilarious in its own right. NOW, some genius had the epiphany to put the video to music. But not just ANY music. That's right, kids, autotune. Of course by now, everyone and their mom has gotten sick of the T-Painification of music but I'm pretty sure you will forgive us this one last example.

(Video after the jump.)