Tattoos in the NBA are like moustaches in NASCAR -- everybody's got one. Or seemingly so. It may, then, come as a surprise to you to learn that Chris Bosh, star of Canada's lone pro hoops team, has recently embarked on his first journey into the realm of permanent body art.

The Toronto Star reports the Raptor All-Star was hiding the beginnings of his inaugural tattoo under his jersey and was mum on just what it was. What we do know is that it's on his back. Let's hope and assume he hasn't opted for a Man-Stamp (male version of the, yes, tramp stamp), and gone instead for something decidedly less completely idiotic up near the shoulders somewhere. What could it be? A map of Texas? A basketball in the clutches of eagle talons? A rhino jumping over a burning bush with arrows flying at it? A tattoo replication of the CB4 movie poster? A wizard battling a polar bear atop a snowy mountain? Who knows? Any guesses? Probably not this.